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2005-12-01 10:35:00
Can I legally kill
someone when they argue with me about logging into
the system? They
call me all pissed and accuse me of
fucking something up, I get their ID and log in on
my
machine and can do it just fine. They try and
can't. I say i can and did and I am getting
snippy
because there is nothing I can do if you're too
stupid to type and I am not going
to reset your
password for the 832nd time. Finally they can do it
and just say, "Ok, I'm
in." And hang up
the damn phone. I know where you work you fucking
tard. I'm gonna
piss on your chair at lunch."
2005-12-01 15:12:00
I'm dumb. It's
official. What do I want when the holidays are here
and I have a wonderful
bf, a second job! Wheeee. Yes
it looks like I am going to be working at the Z
Gallerie in
Tysons 1. If it were just general sales
crap I may have said no, but I'm going to be doing
visual stuff. Setting up windows and displays and
moving shit around the store. I am
terribly worried
that I will suck but it's something that I have
never done and so I had to
do it.
Let the gay jokes commence."
2005-12-01 15:41:00
It's World Aids Day.
Remember and be safe.
2005-12-01 16:13:00
oh my god this day rocks! i
just got a email from my cousin wade and he and I
haven't talked
or seen each other in 20 years or so.
he was always the gay outcast of the family and now
after all these years we are back in communication.
My god i'm so happy. squeeeeeeeeeeee
2005-12-02 09:38:00
oh my god i feel like
i am on crack no ... i feel like im vivarin like we
used to take in high school by the box. my friend
shawn and I used to practically main line caffeine
pills and actually chart out progress through out
the day. That is how I feel now. I feel like my
heart is pounding and i can't stop moving which is
all so odd because I'm hungover from last night
making my voice is deep and sexy, I didn't sleep
because I fell asleep with my heating blanket on
high and woke around 4 in a sweat and pissed that I
was awake... crazy
but nation was fun, it was good to handout with
Slash and kelley and E and I just had a really nice
time. i was in such a good mood anyway. i think the
holidays getting here, the cool bf, contact with the
cousin, new job...just makes me hyper. I like this.
need to pee.
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2005-12-02 13:01:00
the internet sucks. it
boring. i'm struggling with this server and even
worse a db-idiot and i want to surf while i'm on the
phone and there is no where to go that's fun. blarg
2005-12-02 14:31:00
yeah 2 big mistakes in one
day! if i weren't doing the work of three people
maybe this wouldn't happen. Fuckers.
2005-12-06 11:21:00
 Dear Santa...
Dear
Santa,
This year I've
been busy!
Last Tuesday I put gum
in mtvs's hair (-12 points).
Last Thursday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
hotfix's purse (30 points). In
November I got in line at the supermarket at the
same time as someone else and I didn't yield
(-8
points). Last month I set madhatternalice's puppy on fire
(-66
points). Last week I ate my brussel
sprouts (1
points).
Overall,
I've been naughty (-55 points). For
Christmas I deserve a moldy
sandwich!
Sincerely,
theblackotter |
Genocide, wow. I am evil.
Dear Santa...
Dear
Santa,
This year I've
been busy!
In July I ate my
brussel sprouts (1
points). In August I bought porn for
sleazestack (10 points). In
February I gave hotfix a
kidney (1000
points). Last month I helped
comicboysrock across the street
(6
points). Last week I committed
genocide... Sorry about that, littlekaelynn
(-5000
points).
Overall,
I've been naughty (-3983 points).
For Christmas I deserve a lump of
coal!
Sincerely,
theblackotter |
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2005-12-06 21:46:00
I can officially say I hate
the American version of The Office. I like a few of
the characters but overall the show is crap.
2005-12-07 09:39:00
What is wrong with me
that I am so bad at time management? Maybe there are
just so many things to get done I basically do a
brain Tilt and eng up watching cartoons in my room.
I missed Closer, I missed Midsummer auditions, am
horrible contacting people, haven't been to the gym,
haven't done shit for acting...i'm just do annoyed.
I need that kick in the ass to make me get up early
so i can leave work early and have time to go to the
gym and rehearsal and hang with friends and still
have a life with my bf and family.
and will someone please gas this twat in my
office, dump her in a car and throw her in the
patomac (sic)? she is driving me mad. And i mean
angry, not crazy.
Man my posts have taken a cranky pants turn,
haven't they....
2005-12-08 10:34:00
Because I like sheep,
here is the first post of the month thing:
Jan: so i just got back from Nation.
Feb: So Florida was a complete fucking bust.
Mar: I feel odd.
Apr: i love Google
May: Well the day is over and a great shoot was
had.
Jun: i woke super early today and now i am cursed
with the most amazing desk stretches all day.
Jul: Ya know I should trust my instincts and when
they offer Chinese food in the cafeteria, stay away.
Aug: my watch band smells of sweat. icky.
Sep: Found out my company, Northrop Grumman,
donated $1 million to the disaster effort.
Oct: So the weekend is over and I want to thank
evreyone again for all their donations to my
AIDSWalk.
Nov: Why does it feel like someone has stuffed my
head with cotton.
Dec: Can I legally kill someone when they argue
with me about logging into the system?
And that's it. I can say that I tend to write in
short sentences. And I'm god damn boring. And angry.
I have lots of pent up anger.
2005-12-08 12:23:00
Oh my god. I am SO
scared.
"I am not going to let
oppressive, totalitarian,
anti-Christian forces in this country diminish
and denigrate the holiday and the celebration. I am not going to
let it happen. I'm gonna use all the power that I have on radio and
television to bring horror into the world of people who are trying to do
that."
--Bill
O'Reilly
http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/12/07.html#a6223
Taken from the lj community - ohnotheydidnt
2005-12-09 10:52:00
| What Your Underwear Says About
You | 
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're
good, you're still trouble!
You are childlike (or childish), and prone to run
around in your
underwear. |
2005-12-11 23:13:00
Watched The Office
again, and this time in a better mood, and I liked
it more. I must have just been really cranky that
night.
Also, The Boondocks is funny as shit. Fucking
cool show.
2005-12-12 13:47:00
okay, i was just
walking down the hallway all pissed off when I
stopped and realized that I had NO idea why i was
pissed. I'm have a hair day from hell but that
shouldn't make me as pissed as I was. I'm
whacked.
2005-12-12 16:49:00
My brain is FRIED. Have you
ever figured out something so damn complicated and
then you're afraid to think about it anymore because
you're afraid your brain will jump the track and
you'll never get back to where you were when you
understood everything? yeah. thought so.
2005-12-13 10:57:00
So, I am terribly hung
over this morning and I am not enjoying it. I'm
pretty sure that I was drunk when I woke up this
morning. I know I was when I got up at 3 to get some
water. Ug. And there is nothing that tastes good
when i get in this space except Sprite. Mmmm sprite.
So I am knocking back my second one of those and
trying to get some water in me as well and trying to
play off my condition. That and I have gas that
won't stop. I was in a meeting and there was no way
I was gonna let one go and ended up making my
stomach hurt. That hallway outside will never be the
same."
2005-12-13 16:48:00
I want to go to Japan.
But first I need money. I got a little letter from a
credit card the other day lowering my limit because
of a number of factors. To which I said, you finally
caught me. Actually it's just a pisser because I
have been finally getting things under control and
then this. I even have a spread sheet of all my
bills. It's crazy. So what I have decided is to have
a ramen couple of months. Back in college when I had
no money and had to use credit cards to basically
get food at the gas stations, I kinda ran up bills.
That and keeping various cars going all those years
hurt. Not to mention that I like to shop. But I
lived on a lot of ramen back then and think I will
try that again. (Ramen actually being considerably
disgusting is being used here as a place holder till
I find cheap good food which will mean salad and
soup which, thankfully, I love.) But damn it all.
I'm going to toss every penny I can to these damn
things and get some things paid off. I will still
live but will try to do so frugally. I want to be
able to do anything I want (within reason), anytime
I want (within reason) and with anyone I want (being
primarily Ky).
there's no point to this entry. I really should
put prizes in these things to see if people actually
read them.
I also begin working at Z Gallerie in Tysons 1
this thursday. I am excited and nervous. Should be
fun."
2005-12-14 09:56:00
Hey I CAN still
blush Think of the surprise on my face getting
2 LED anal beads. This truly is a good year.
Perhaps I should have gone for the clean version.
Wow. I actually blushed at day 12.
"
2005-12-15 08:34:00
Dancing Cats
and Neglected Murderesses - You are a
bit
bitter in some ways about how life has
treated
you, but you will do anything to change
it
around...anything!
Which Edward Gorey Book Are You?
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2005-12-15 10:41:00
The sun is shining,
the birds are frozen to the chain link, I've got ice
sickles hanging from my balls...what a glorious day.
And of course I have to start work tonight and
trudge through the rain, snow, ice and whatever else
Shiva can throw at us. I blame all the weather on
Bush. Just because he's an asshole. Did anyone see
the daily show last night? I thought i was gonna wet
my pants. Not from what Jon Stewart said but from
the one clip they showed of Bush. It's like the
battery in his back that makes him move is low or
maybe his medication is. Ug."
2005-12-15 15:13:00
gacked A. FOUR JOBS
YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. Retail sales/manager
2. Data entry
3. Database administrator
4. uh more retail stuff
B. FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER:
1. Emperor's New Groove
2. Princess Bride
3. Clue
4. Poltergeist
C. FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
A. San Diego, CA
B. Bethesda, MD
C. College Park, MD
D. Silver Spring, MD
D. FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH:
1. Will and Grace
2. The Simpsons
3. Family Guy
4. Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
E. FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON VACATION:
1. Sydney, Australia
2. London, England
3. Paris, France
4. Sandusky, Ohio
F. FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
A. Livejournal
B. Coasterbuzz.com
C. Aintitcool.com
D. Gmail
G. FOUR OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVORITE RESTAURANTS:
A. L'Auberge Chez Francois
B. The Occidental
C. Michael Richard Citronelle
D. Friday's (Not for the food but the night in
Ohio)
H: FOUR OF YOUR FAVORITE FOODS:
A. Soy Ice Cream
B. Mom's Sherry Cake
C. Fried Chicken
D. Flank steak with herb butter and wrapped in
bacon
I: FOUR SCHOOLS YOU'VE ATTENDED:
A. Tierrasanta Elementary
B. Jean Farb Middle School
C. Junipero Serra High School/Walt Whitman HS
D. U of MD, College Park
J: FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
A. Scotland
B. Skiing
C. Shopping with Ky and a Black American Express
Card
D. On the sofa with hot tea
K: FOUR THINGS YOU FIND YOURSELF SAYING:
A. Yikes
B. Fuck you
C. Woof
D. Grrrr"
2005-12-16 13:43:00
"Never give up, never
surrender!" My knees are killing me. Feel
like the day after a blow job competition.
So last night was my first night at ZGallerie and
it was a blast. The visual guy wasn't there so I
learned from one of the other store managers how
things worked. Shortly after my meeting with her,
two other associates came to me and told me to
beware because the manager that was closing takes
the longest. And sure enough I was there until
midnight. ug. But the people are cool and I sold
tons of shit just standing around and helping
people. I have these two sisters that came in with
their mother, 40's and 60's respectfully, and they
rocked. They are apparently calling corporate and
are going to sing my praises. Sweet!
And i work tonight and I am already exhausted
with not lots to do but stuff starting at 4, the
time i leave for the other job. Oops. So now i need
to swing by tomorrow morning and test for a few
hours. sigh."
2005-12-17 01:25:00
Me long hair. Feel
like a hippy.
Just sharing.
2005-12-19 10:54:00
Oh my god i am so
tired today. Worked till almost 11 last night at the
store and by the time I unwound from all that, it
seemed like it was time to wake up and be on my way
to the other job. Not that I am complaining (loudly)
because I did this to myself but still I am pooped.
And I have to work at the store tonight, tomorrow
and wednesday. Good thing it's fun. And it's always
nice when you're chatting with Visual District
Manager and he's talking about how everyone in the
store 'loves' me and I have been there only three
days. It's amazing the rewards you get when you just
put a little care into your work.
In other news I am conflicted about Six Flags.
Dan Snyder has taken over the board and wants to
change everything around to include a Xbox themed
area and something about getting Wes Craven to
design a Haunted House thing. I guess they are
shooting for the destination vacation spot but they
said this will come at the cost of new big coasters.
As long as they don't take anything away I think i'd
be okay with all that since over the past few years
all that parks, save Busch Gardens, have tossed new
coasters anywhere that they have space and destroyed
all the aesthetic beauty. I would be more happy with
a well laid out park it's just I hate Dan Snyder and
I don't know why.
I need sleep
2005-12-20 14:52:00
It's official: Two
jobs is hard on my old bones. (hehe i said hard on
and bones in the same sentence) Can you tell I'm
sleep dep'd. I was up, showered and out of the house
in 9 minutes this morning. Now I am so tired that I
feel nauseous. That or it's the cookies that this
woman brought in this morning. damn her. work
tonight. work tomorrow day and night. work thursday.
mall with E that night. work friday. drive to ky's
that night. Christmas eve with ky and mom. christmas.
THEN VACATION TILL THE END OF THE YEAR! Fuck yeah.
I could also cry i'm so happy to have a red bull
vending machine in the building. And they stock the
sugar free. I know I mention it a lot but wow, it
really is wonderful."
2005-12-21 11:34:00
I'm getting coal this
year Not that we needed proof, but I am one
evil son-of-a-bitch. No wonder i'm always hot.
| Greed: | Very High
| | | Gluttony: | Very High
| | | Wrath: | Very High
| | | Sloth: | Medium
| | | Envy: | Very High
| | | Lust: | Very High
| | | Pride: | Very High
| |
The Seven Deadly Sins
Quiz on 4degreez.com
2005-12-21 13:09:00
so we have these
'sparkling polar bear' candles at work. First off
they are covered in shards of glass. And if it's not
glass then it's something that can cut you and I do
think it's glass. Anyway, i think it's really odd to
have a candle where you light the top of the bears
head and have it just melt away leaving a burned out
torso of an animal behind. Just odd and thinking out
loud."
2005-12-21 13:35:00
I need to travel
more
create
your own visited countries map
or vertaling
Duits Nederlands
create
your own visited states map
or check
out these Google Hacks."
2005-12-22 09:58:00
Damn coke ads. For the
past few days I have been trying to find evidence
that polar bears and penguins live together. Not
like in a domestic chore charing kinda way but in
the cold climate sense. Damnit, I'm wrong. Jack told
me they didn't live in the same region and I just
couldn't doubt my coke ad. Well, it's true.
penguins, one of the cutest creatures around, only
live in the souther hemisphere while polar bears are
only in the northern hemispere. And if I'm the only
one who didn't know this, I'm gonna feel dumb. Well,
dumber that usual."
2005-12-23 14:30:00
I WANT ONE. I WANT A
PUGGLE!!!
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