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This would be an archive for the month of September, 2003

2003-09-02 16:47:00,2003-09-02 13:48:20 
H.W.C 

So I think the new Liz Phair album is awesome. Even before I discovered my favorite song. There is a little ditty called H.W.C. I heard the song tons of time but for some reason this was the first time I listened to it. Apparently the chorus is: "Give me your Hot White Cum". And it such a pleasant song with the head bobbing tune and the hand claps. I love her. hehe 

2003-09-04 01:09:00,2003-09-03 22:09:40

so you ever have one of those moments where you're driving down the road and you have Coldplay blasting (oxymoronic in a way) and you just think that no matter how shity things are and no matter how bleak it looks, you still have a bunch of really good friends. This was me tonight and I have been so low recently and the weight of the dollar and the world seem to be getting heavier on my shoulders but through it all I have great friends. I never call on anyone, save one person, because I can't but everyone is there for me. I love that. I am planning a party soon. Sometime in October and I would love to invite everyone. Kinda like the parties at the old house in Greenbelt. Hopefully there will be no mosquitoes and hopefully we can all have fun. Details to follow. And photos for those that can't be there. :)

2003-09-04 08:54:00,2003-09-04 05:59:26 cute

I'm in my car at moment and I just passed the Irish embassy where they were carting in three cases of Jamesesons (wow I can't spell). I just thought it was cute

2003-09-04 20:15:00,2003-09-04 20:16:25 dammit

Jenn is evil

2003-09-08 11:08:00,2003-09-08 08:08:25 wow

<GEEK ALERT> wow, i am still so freaking jazzed. I am running on like 4 hours of sleep. Arg. ok, let me explain. :) Over the weekend was SPX. Giant comic convention for independent comics. (i'm so exhausted I can't think in a linear fashion.) And since I knew some of the people working the show, from having worked at Big Planet Comics ages ago - and possibly again soon, and Jared and Elizabeth and Paul and Greg and ... well lots of people were there I wanted to see the show. First off there was tons of good stuff. There is a comic out there that I have to recommend to everyone and anyone. It called Blankets and its basically an illustrated novel of 585 pages. It is so sweet. I am only 130 pages into it but it's just stunning. It being autobiographical, I wanted to give the author/artist a hug. His name is Craig Thompson and he is soo nice. And sooo cute. There was a universal feeling in the convention that he was the nicest guy there. He did an amazing sketch in the cover of my book that is stunning. The big key note speaker guy CBDTF thingy this year was Frank Miller. Who, like him or not, is very good and it's undeniable the impact he has had on the comic world. He could be seen all weekend looking very purposeful and when you see him you're like, 'Wow, that's Frank Miller. That's the Dark Knight, Sin City, Electra...' guy but you don't want to get all 'fanny' around him. So i played it cool. Until last night. After the selling part of the convention was over there was an awards show for best comic and the like. Elizabeth was the award girl, she handed the awards to the winners. Well she was seated at Franks table (this is already sounding way too fan boy) and he was sketching here while the show was going on. After the show we mingled around and chatted and then went to the bar downstairs. We eventually sat next to Frank Miller who had taken a shine to Elizabeth and wanted to draw her. He took some photos of her for reference and stuff. Then the bar closed and we had to go up to the rooms. We went to Greg's room with Frank and sat there and talked for another 3 hours. This time i was at least engaged in the conversation as well and we just talked about history and Ertha Kitt and everything under the sun. It was the coolest experience! He is a really nice guy once you take him out of the autograph signing fan boy environment. But just to be able to sit there and talk to him for three hours was amazing. Needless to say I said that I would certainly volunteer again next year cause it was way too much fun. Sigh. </GEEK ALERT>

  2003-09-09 10:27:00,2003-09-09 07:27:40 me think pretty one day

so after reading the posts on my list about quantum do-hickies and what not i thought i should chime in with the fact that my penis hurts. as I was showering, my finger nail grazed the shaft and left a small cut, the door to my car hit it cause my feet didn't want to move me out of the way and there were two shots fired last night, solo :(, so the little guy - well, not that little - is a little worn out today. There I think I have sufficiently dumbed down the journal. :) 2003-09-10 12:23:00,2003-09-10 09:24:18,blankets wow, so last night i finished Blankets, the comic novel that I picked up at SPX and man it was awesome. I got misty eyed at points. It was an amazing accurate story of a first love. So good. I would lend my copy out but the author sketched in it so i want to keep it in shape. But you can go here http://www.topshelfcomix.com and read about it or stop by Big Planet and check it out.

 

2003-09-10 13:15:00,2003-09-10 10:15:49 AIDS WALK.

Um, i hate doing this over live journal but I am doing AIDS WALK and if anyone wants to sponsor me that would be great. Just click here to donate. Its all for a great cause. Thanks this bothers me

2003-09-10 15:13:00,2003-09-10 12:14:16 Lamb

I thought about this part of the book so I thought I would put it in here. At least the fucking RIAA can't get me for this. From Lamb: "If I do manage to escape the angel, I'm not going to be able to make my living as a professional mourner, not if you people don't have the courtesy to die. Just as well, I suppose, I'd have to learn all new dirges. I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before we got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand." The first time I read that I almost snarfed coffee all over the people at Cyberstop. Christopher Moore is a genius. Go back to work now.

2003-09-11 17:22:00,2003-09-11 14:23:05 moop

Happy Birthday Kelley. *slobbering wet kisses*

2003-09-11 17:24:00,2003-09-11 14:24:35 Hmmm

Just read that it's official: Christian Bale will be the new Batman in the Christopher Nolen (GOD) directed Batman movie. yum

2003-09-12 14:17:00,2003-09-12 11:17:32 I am...

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2003-09-14 04:20:00,2003-09-14 01:20:56 wow

<drunk tant> All i can say is wow. so today I went to an office party in the evening which was, as expected, nice but you know no one really wanted to be there. But all in all it was a nice time and my boss' place is really nice even though it is in desperate need of a Queer Eye treatment. After that party i went to a party at me ex's new bf place and that was really nice. It was very subdued for a house full of gay men. But it's really nice to see my ex be with someone that makes him happy. When the party was over I drove a bunch of people home, cause i hadn't been drinking yet. Two people got into a lovers tiff and that was just downright odd. I mean the stuff they were talking about just seemed so silly and certainly something that belonged outside of a car with three other people that are totally uninvolved. So I dropped them off and then drove this HOT German guy Oliver off at his place and we exchanged emails and said we would talk before his internship was over in October More tomorrow when I am not so tired

2003-09-14 23:39:00,2003-09-14 20:39:27 Last night part 2

Ah its nice to be able to actually see the keyboard you're typing on. I was so tired last night that I couldn't even see the keys. So, to recap I went to the office party and did office things and stuff. Actually had a good time. Then went to a party at my ex's new bf's place. Not as crazy as it sounds since my ex and I still get along. Had a good time there though there were perhaps the most subdued gaggle of gay men ever. LOL Not that I am saying that I need a party wherever I go ... So around 11 I think, I had agreed to take a guy I met there home, well I mean he didn't have a car so I said I would drop him off at his place, and that ended up being 5 of us cause three other people needed rides. Two of the folks are dating and I have no idea why. Its bicker and bitch all the time. People seem to put up with a lot when they don't have too. So then I drove Oliver back to his place which was actually a back track but I wanted to get the bickertwins the hell out of my car. Oliver and I chatted briefly, he's totally hot, from Germany and on an internship so I sent him an email from my phone and said we would try and hang out before he heads back to Germany Then the fun begins. Most of the time I hate humanity and people and I walk around with the image that I'm bashing people in the head with a brick to end the tyrannical reign of stupidity...but I digress. So last night I went to Larry's Lounge cause I wasn't sleepy and was just going to get a beer and head home. Well I got there and had a g&t and just watched people and first two guys walk in and used the bar video game I was sitting next too so I moved over. Soon more people came in and it got cramped but I wasn't moving cause, well I had a drink and I wasn't done. So then somehow I strike up a conversation with this girl, Jessica, who is a producer on Oprah and her friend. First it was about my phone that gets them talking and then we got into jobs and every thing and it was just so fun. So Jessica and I began talking about acting and religion and people and Buddha and burying some saint upside down in her parents yard... and it was just fascinating to meet new people and see what the like and what makes them tick. So then all the other people began to hang around and chat w ith us and Jessica's boyfriend came up and he was a riot. He eventually became jealous of us. It was funny. So we hang out there until Larry's closes and then someone suggests going to 18th Street Lounge. Now I have Birks, Jeans and a blue t-shirt on and don't think they will let me in and not sure if they want me there but they actually drag me along. It was so nice. So we take a cab to the club and there is a guynames Highway, I think, in the from, Me, Jessica, her boy and this shy guy from Colorado. Bow Wow is playing the radio and we convince the driver to blast it. So we're going down 18th with the radio BLASTING. It was fun. So we get to the lounge and this guy Ray knows the door man and the 10 of us get in for $70 bucks. Now this club is a riot because everyone thinks that are so much better than everyone else which just makes the people end up standing around too afraid to move because that would brake the pose they concocted. So we get there and see the generic idiots and we had to the bar and deal with the ice twat who was at the bar. She gave a pen so sign my receipt and it bled on me and I asked for a napkin in a bitchy mood and she looked like I had a penis sticking out of my ear. Skank. Jessica and her bf and I chat for a while and they leave and these two girls that came in with us come and chat and we hang out till they close the place and we go outside and hang out there. Eventually we grab a cab and head back. It was just so neat to jump into the lives of these new people and learn about them. It was the best time. So I told them to look for me at Larry's and hopefully we can all hang out again.

2003-09-15 10:42:00,2003-09-15 07:42:51 for the love of Friskies

I have learned today that it is possible to almost fall asleep while WALKING. I was heading down the hallway to my office, 179 steps, and I had already been here for about an hour and a half and was getting water or something and I felt my eyes get tired and I almost fell asleep while walking down the hall. I really need more sleep.

2003-09-15 16:27:00,2003-09-15 13:28:36 and to wake up

I have realized that the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack, while at times sounding like Hans Zimmer had about 4 minutes to get it together with Klaus Badelt, is a very good thing to wake you up. Sure it all sounds the same but that's a good thing, it's rousing and energetic and fills the head with oh so tasty images. le pant, le sigh

2003-09-16 14:28:00,2003-09-16 11:28:30 you all rock

Yes it was Marat/Sade i was looking for. Man it was driving me nuts. now i need to find it and play girders and panels and i'll be in heaven

2003-09-16 12:50:00,2003-09-16 09:51:02 AIGH

I can't get the Simpsons out of my head! I'm literally sitting at my desk laughing to myself. This can't be a good thing. tappa tappa tappa!

2003-09-16 13:13:00,2003-09-16 10:14:14 military

man i feel like my posts recently are just crap. Like this one: Most people know that I work at a place that has a military influence and I have been feeling like my sex drive has been waning, only because I have been so tired or depressed or both, but HoLy CrAp there is a but of hottness around base today. There is this one captain, she's about 5'7, brown hair and these amazing eyes that you kinda just fall into. So sexy. And a nice rack. And a bunch of hot guys to drool over. Why can't it be like the cave man days where you could just club someone over the head and drag them away. Anyone remember the game, i think it was called Girders and Panels? You built these huge buildings and stuff. I want one. During R&J Kevin (sigh) mentioned a play that began with an M i think. The M........ Other folks have mentioned it also. I can't remember the title and it's driving me nuts. I don't remember much about it but that it was controversial. Anyone have a clue? Saw an add for Gothika. Looks cool. Anyone see the Conan O'Brien show on Sunday. I love him. I thought I was gonna bust my stitches open laughing so hard. Ok, i don't have any stitches but I was going for the emphasis. Back to work. I have come to realize that I am SO not the kinda person who can deal with a desk job. I need to be doing something with my hands (heheh) or something creative but just not behind a desk. Damn debt. This ramble brought to you by the double shot Starbucks Venti Redeye. thpppppppt

2003-09-22 11:40:00,2003-09-22 08:40:46 gerf

so tired of the hurricane, talking about it, driving through blank stoplights where people aren't stopping, almost getting into a fight when I told this guy in a Range Rover go and do something someplace, he drove on the shoulder and right turn lane to get ahead of traffic to I flipped him off and told him to go back and man his 7-11. Not one of my finer moments and I felt bad about it. I was angry. Still no internet. Power and water were always there but no internet is killing me. I logged in at work and had 905 messages. most were just but wow, that was a lot. Didn't do shit really. Friday went to Larry's and Cobalt. Saturday family time and Sunday went to Renn Faire with a bunch of folks and had a good time. Last night was the Emmy's. Not a bad broadcast. Conan is my god. "Everybody loves Raymond" is the worst show on the planet. I want to gouge out Ray's eyes with my fingers, duck tape a rabid squirrel inside that cunt Patricia Heaton and pretend that show never existed. It's painfully stupid and none of the characters are entertaining or likable. Arg. I'm done Hurray for Jon Stewart.

2003-09-22 15:07:00,2003-09-22 12:07:26

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2003-09-22 15:10:00,2003-09-22 12:10:34

I had to post this one too cause it's cool!

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2003-09-23 17:58:00,2003-09-23 14:58:21

Addicted to Freewill astrology: 
My acquaintance Delilah is a leftwing pagan hippie who makes big bucks working as an X-ray technician in a large hospital. She's a pacifist, but serves as president of the local chapter of the American Legion, an organization for military veterans. She has been engaged forever to a dreadlocked man 25 years her senior, though he looks her age because he has practiced sex magic and eaten nothing but wheat grass and lived outside for decades; on the other hand, she loves to flirt with young businessmen with buzz cuts. Delilah is your role model and patron saint for the coming week, Aries. Like her, you can and should be a cheerful master of contradictions.

2003-09-24 11:39:00,2003-09-24 08:40:05
arg,

seven days no internet at the house. I am going crazy. I even picked up a book the other day. Course I was headed to the can so that doesn't really count. I need internet. Need new porn Sigh

2003-09-25 07:51:00,2003-09-25 04:52:10
Think Geek is my friend

First off, getting up at 5:30 am is both fun and evil. Driving into the office today my body wasn't sure if I was coming home from a club or going to work. Thankfully since it was still pitch black out when I left the house my brain wasn't able to process the fact of where I was going. Look what I want from ThinkGeek:

   
The Smart Way To Ingest Your Caffeine Do you have a long drive into the office? 
Chris here at ThinkGeek does. He drives an hour and a half each way to our Fairfax, Virginia offices!
 He's a perfect Smart Mug candidate. But you don't have to experience a long drive to appreciate the ability to keep your beverages at a specified temperature while driving. You just have to love gadgets. But wait, it gets even better! Consider coupling the Smart Mug with our Cigarette Lighter Mod. Then you can transport your smart mug from car to computer and keep the heat! Oh your co-workers will be so jealous at your techno prowness... 

Specs/Features: 
* Digital LCD Displays Temperature (32-176 degrees Fahrenheit) 
* 4 LED visual Indicators monitoring drink temperature 
* Programmable desired drink temperature (Set any temperature 85-160 degrees Fahrenheit) 
* Audio Signal When Preset Temperature is Reached. 
* Safety cap at 176 degrees Fahrenheit (Safety indicator beeps) 
* Selection of Centigrade or Fahrenheit display 
* Thermal Insulated Mug w/ Semi Translucent Blue Exterior 
* Sixteen Ounce Capacity (16 ounce) 
* Removable & Washable inner liner 
* 12V Socket Plug & Cord 
* Non-skid Rubber Base 

WOW! I want one. And I have one on order. hehehehe

2003-09-29 00:55:00,2003-09-28 21:55:44

sappy... I should so be in bed right now but I can't seem to fall asleep. Not for lack of trying let me tell you. So here I sit watching "You've Got An Ad Placement" er I mean "You've Got Mail" and even though the movie is pretty so-so I am still getting overwhelmed with sap. I guess it could have been any movie that deals with the impossible quest of true love. Obviously nothing like the movies comes true in real life but man they make it look so good. Some quirk of fate leads you to that person that completes you. It such a nice thought but so many people today are trying to find that and when the person they meet doesn't compare they instantly throw them away. Wow they I no point to that. I was reading my friend blueboxers website and just thinking of my friends and such . I've lost my point. Anyway, Friday I went to see the Rude Mechanicals latest show, As You Like It, and it was a well done show. There were some things that I disagreed with but over all it was a  competent show. And it was good to see all my RM friends again. I really missed that crew. Then I did the usual Friday thing with my friend Leah at Larry's Lounge. Saturday I went shopping with my friend Elizabeth in Georgetown. I was trying to look for something funky and it never happened.Urban Outfitters was a disaster and full of crap. H&M was even worse and had zero there. It sucked. So I went to Nordstrom and this awesomely ugly Ben Sherman shirt. Sunday worked at Big Planet comics and had a blast it was a fairly uneventful day. After that relaxing and wondering what the point of this entry is...

2003-09-29 15:02:00,2003-09-29 12:02:37

because I have nothing better to share, I thought I would offer this: I can't stop farting. It actually funny at this point. So far they have been pleasant but I fear for the one that clears out the room. 

That is all.

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