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2003-08-01 16:42:00,2003-08-01 13:42:55

 narf poit 

2003-08-05 15:52:00,2003-08-05 12:53:11  

I Am A: Nerd. Flashbacks to D&D days. Wish I still had all my first ed D&D stuff. 

I Am A: Chaotic Good Human Ranger Fighter 
Alignment:
Chaotic Good characters are independent types with a strong belief in the value of goodness. They have little use for governments and other forces of order, and will generally do their own things, without heed to such groups. 
Race:
Humans are the "average" race. They have the shortest life spans, and because of this, they tend to avoid the racial prejudices that other races are known for. They are also very curious and tend to live "for the moment".
  Primary Class: Rangers are the defenders of nature and the elements. They are in tune with the Earth, and work to keep it safe and healthy. 
Secondary Class:
Fighters are the warriors. They use weapons to accomplish their goals. This isn"t to say that they aren"t intelligent, but that they do, in fact, believe that violence is frequently the answer. Deity: Shaundakul is the Chaotic Good god of travel and exploration. He is also known as the Rider of the Winds. His followers are typically rangers, and work to protect the land. They typically wear leather armor, and carry long swords and short bows. Shaundakul"s symbol is a white hand with the index finger raised.
Find out What D&D Character Are You?, courtesy ofNeppyMan (e-mail)  

2003-08-07 10:17:00,2003-08-07 07:18:01 

Why I love my home state of California and I always will but I just don"t understand. Why are we going to have governor schwarzenegger? And I agree we will have him but what has he really done to prove that he is ready for being a gov"nr. Has he worked his way through the ranks of political hell to be where he is? And I strongly think that just because you have a presidential fitness thing going for is not reason to be the leader of a state that is in incredible debt. And sure all people in politics are flaky and assholes (someone please prove me wrong - okay Howard Dean is kinda cool) but to stick someone in public office cause he"s screwing Skelator Shriver and cause he has a few catch phrases. I fear when we already have a idiot in the white house (i still laugh at the conference the other day) and now we are going to trust a state to a actor. Blarg. Snort. Too flabbergasted to form sentences.,,scared

2003-08-07 10:35:00,2003-08-07 07:35:56 JLC 

Ya know, Jamie Lee Curtis is still one nice piece of tail. And I admire her for who she is. I saw her today on Good Morning America and she just has the best attitude and spirit. When the interview was over I was just smiling cause she is so cool. There was a clip of her doing the lip-sync rap from one of the Justin Timberlake songs and she know every word and move. It was the cutest thing. She apparently likes his music. And at 44 she looks sooo good. Anyone want to go see Freaky Friday with me? :) I just need to find my rubber pants..."

2003-08-08 12:25:00,2003-08-08 09:25:15  

ah dear lord i am so freaking tired. another night of little sleep. sure going to Nation and clubbing put a damper in the sleep department but i didn"t even have a good night sleep when i was in bed. i keep having this annoying knack of waking up at 4 in the morning. i don"t know why. it"s been happening for the past week and a half or so. it making focusing on things really hard. but i realized that being slightly hung over makes me focus a little more than normal. interesting. but i am not sure that i am going to have the energy to go to Queer Core DC, a gay/lesbian/bi/trans punk industrial rockabilly event at the Black Cat. i really want to go though cause I think it will be fun. i need more coffee. lots. also i need to dance more cause after dancing last night i am sore. getting old sucks."

  2003-08-08 13:38:00,2003-08-08 10:38:36  

I"m not one to talk, but... I am really tired of going to web sites and finding broken links. And there are "commercial" sites listing information for clubs and theatre events and when you click on a link get the dreaded 404, i want to scream. I really want to go back to trying to be a web guy and taking care of all these stupid people. And more example that I should be running the world. my thighs are chaffing

2003-08-11 12:02:00,2003-08-11 09:02:24  

Blarg. I feel like crap I think all the days of not sleeping have finally done me in and I have a sore throat, headache and a mean disposition. I need big (legal) drugs and I need them now. But in other news, Saturday some of us went to see my friend Matt star in Rocky Horror at the DCAC. Its a very tiny theatre, 48 seats I think, but the show was amazing. Matt really pulled off a very wonderful Frank-N-Furter. How he moves in those boots is still a mystery. I want to keep singing his praises cause he was so good. The crowd, including myself, didn"t have a lot of partici..pation, but there was still a lot of improv stuff and the crowd really seemed to enjoy it. The guy playing Riff Raff was totally cute too. My brain is way too fuzzy. Saw Finding Nemo finally on Sunday. I love that movie. It was so cute. I keep thinking about Dori and wondering if that"s me in human form.... Off to get something to soothe my throat. heheh

2003-08-14 13:20:00,2003-08-14 10:21:30
  Pant(s) 

So I was hanging out with my friend Elizabeth last night and we got on the discussion of pant(s). I know it"s nothing new and people have wondered why the word is plural when there is only one actual item of clothing but it"s kinda annoying. I think either I may try and make it all singluar or everything else plural. "Hey, do you like this new T-Shirts?" or "I need to get a dry pant." See the first is more annoying and as long as you leave "pair" off the "of pants" part it"s not all that bad. I was hoping to have an OED around somewhere to check on the history of the whole thing since I am sure someone else has done something else on the subject. Why is it that anything to do with the nether region has to be a pair? Sure I have a pair of testicles but the closest thing women have are the ovaries and I think that"s a bit of a stretch. Pair of bras? no. Makes no sense. Thought I would get that off my chests."

2003-08-14 16:34:00,2003-08-14 13:34:26  
SPAM 

I am at this very moment eating SPAM. It called me from the store and I had to but it. It"s not bad. I remember always liking it and I do. It"s a little discolored cause the drive into work this morning was sunny and the sun made it look kinda gray on the outside. So I write a journal in a few hours about projectile vomiting, you"ll know why. :)

2003-08-15 12:48:00,2003-08-15 09:48:58  
bork bork bork

 So I found the Swedish Chef finger puppet at Starbucks and he"s currently sitting above my computer looking down on me. So far I have him, Beaker, and Kermit. There are others but these are the only ones I really wanted so far. God I hope I never grow up.

2003-08-15 12:53:00,2003-08-15 09:53:48  
need! I want to go to Cedar Point. I want to ride this:  align=  align= And yes that is 425 ft in the air. I"m drooling. Info go here Top Thrill Dragster.

2003-08-20 10:37:00,2003-08-20 07:38:00  
uh...right 

So for fun I thought I would post my horoscope from Free Will Astrology as well. Here it is: Warning! The following statements may pop into your head with annoying frequency in the coming week: "Nobody sees me for who I really am." "Life is a bitch." "Sooner or later, everyone will find out how I"ve been faking it all these years." "I"ll never have enough money." "I"m afraid to change even when I know the change will be good." Now listen closely, Aries: All those ideas are dirty lies. I don"t believe in the devil, but if I did I"d say it was he who planted them in your mind. How can you fight back? Wage a ferocious campaign of positive self-talk. Barrage yourself with uplifting affirmations like these: "I face my fears with joyous courage." "I turn apparent setbacks into juicy opportunities." "I answer every criticism with a vow to be my best." "I am an amazingly gorgeous genius with unimaginable tricks up my sleeve." Now, I got the first part down pat. The second part...not so much

2003-08-20 10:40:00,2003-08-20 07:40:57 Rad I will get this word back if it kills me! Thanks to all for a rad time on Monday. I am about to post some pics. It was what I needed as a relaxing day to stare at the fucked up sea of humanity. 

2003-08-20 14:42:00,2003-08-20 11:43:19
today fucking sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

Holy crap I hate today. I can"t get comfortable no matter how I sit. I"m either too hot in my cube or too cold. no music sounds good. no drink tastes good. the lights are too bright. I am so annoyed. I want to go to sleep. I think. ARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep seeing things I want to smash. anger rising.

2003-08-21 11:16:00,2003-08-21 08:16:36 hehe

My LiveJournal Sitcom

As The theblackotter Turns (NBC, 9:00): theblackotter (Amanda Plummer) sets calnhobbes (David Duchovny)"s backpack on fire. That night, cavenessity (David Keith) hits a laptop with blue_boxers (Joshua Jackson)"s coffee table. Meanwhile, icequeen666 (Portia de Rossi) borrows money from dragonballzzz (Keanu Reeves)"s nephew. Later, rasc (Cyndi Lauper) keeps accidentally stepping on disc_sophist (Walter Matthau)"s foot. Nearby, colinmac (Scott Bakula) accidentally breaks oontzgrrl (Portia de Rossi)"s water bottle. Everyone learns a valuable lesson.
What"s Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

2003-08-21 12:59:00,2003-08-21 09:59:59

crap,crap. looks like our dog has something wrong with his liver. Over 650cc"s of fluid 
was taken out of his stomach this morning. And there is apparently more in there. It 
was sent to get tested to see what it was and where it came from but it"s not looking 
good. This sucks. My mom is devastated and I"m just stunned. Sorry about the bummer 
post.

2003-08-21 13:02:00,2003-08-21 10:02:38
renn faest faire fairy feast whatever

who wants to go? I"m thinking Saturday. maybe. if nothing catastrophic happens in the 
next two days anyway.

2003-08-25 11:25:00,2003-08-25 08:26:09
ahh

I love relaxing weekends. I have been so stressed and self fuck toy for my brain, that
 it was nice to get out and just veg. I was hell bent not to spend another weekend in 
the house fidgeting around with bullshit and making it seem like I have a life. The 
trip to New York was cancelled cause my car is a big pile of German horse shit and 
no one else had a car that would have made it there or was large enough so we had 
to put that off. But that wasn"t going to make me upset. Friday I sat in Dupont Circle 
and read a book and watched the floor show of humanity pass my table. 

<tangent>Ya know, I really like Smashmouth. I have all three albums on my mp3 
player and it"s just fun. The new album is a little adult contemp but they did get 
Rankin Rodger from English Beat to do a song. </tangent> 

Saturday was perhaps the most beautiful day. I met my friend Jen and the Maryland 
Renaissance Faire and we had the best time. We talked and ran into friends and
 watched Shakespeare Skum and it was so nice. Early afternoon my friend Kim called 
and she met up with us there and we again walked and talked and just had a really 
good time. 

<tangent2>Can I just tell you how much I love being near Annapolis. Why you ask? 
Four little letter: U S N A. There were so many freaking hot midshipman walking 
around that at times Kim wondered if I should have one of those child leashes 
so I wouldn"t wander off. Grrr. </tangent2> 

Sunday I had plans to meet up with my friend Elizabeth. We were going to see a 
movie but it was again a beautiful day. So we went to the sort-of outside mall 
and walked and shopped. Tried to go into target but it was InSaNe with people. 
So we left our full cart and walked out. hehe. We then headed to Freddies, a 
cute beach themed gay bar in Crystal City, for lunch. Still full of shopping we 
went to a more out of the way Target and completed out shopping excursion. 
Lots of hot guys in Target too. Then we met up with Jen at SoHo in Dupont 
and just drank coffee and talked for like 3 hours. it was crazy fun. There was 
a table near us that proved that there really is no need to worry about the 
youth of America coming up and taking our jobs if these folks ever get in 
the work force. For the longest time we just sat silently listening to "Fuck yeah", 
"Ya know what I"m saying", "Like", "Uh" and various other reasons why the public 
school system is failing. Now its Monday and I didn"t win PowerBall over the 
weekend so I am back at the office. Sigh."

2003-08-25 14:27:00,2003-08-25 11:27:53

bork bork bork

2003-08-25 15:52:00,2003-08-25 12:52:46

Hmm. According to the Geek Test I am only a super geek. I am annoyed. 
Sort of. There is a bunch of stuff on here I would never do and I think my 
hated of most of the Star Trek universe counts against me. Oh well. Knock 
yerself out: Geek Test 

2003-08-25 20:36:00,2003-08-25 17:36:14
blood balls

A) Why do I like Fear Factor. B) Why the hell do I watch it when I am trying to EAT! 
AIGH

2003-08-27 17:21:00,2003-08-27 14:21:37

thank ___I have some hope in America. I just went to the CNN Wolf Blitzer page 
and there is a vote there about whether or not the moving of the 10 Commandments 
thing is a victory or defeat for the United States. At 5:15, 69% said it was a 
victory. Whew. Damn religion. You can do whatever you want, I honestly 
don"t care, but I don"t want to see a memorial to the 10 commandments in a 
public building. Sure there is no way I would ever get to Alabama in the first
 place but still... I could go on a hugely hypocritical rant here but I think I should 
be quiet now. In related news, there is a book out called "Lamb: The Gospel 
According to Biff, Christ"s Childhood Pal" by Christopher Moore and I have not 
read anything this funny in ages. I am sitting there laughing out loud. Not a 
chuckle but huge laughs. It is just incredible. I can"t recommend it more highly."

2003-08-28 09:58:00,2003-08-28 06:58:52
my head hurts

hasnt happened yet. probably this afternoon or tomorrow. thanks again jen

2003-08-29 13:03:00,2003-08-29 10:03:11
So....

Yesterday was an interesting day. I first want to say that I have the best friends 
in the whole world. Thanks for being there and for being you. For those of you 
who care, we had to put our dog to sleep yesterday and it both sucked and blew. 
In other news, I had a blast last night at Nation. I couldn"t be at home and I was 
going to the club anyway and it was just fun. It didn"t have the same energy as 
the other week but everyone was there and it was just relaxing. I also got to chat 
with people I don"t get to chat with all that much. And yes we will keep those 
plans to see each other! Thanks for all you said last night, I feel the same. God 
I love being vague. The music was a little sucky at time last night and that was 
a tad annoying but there was so much to see and do it was okay. Had a drink called 
Red Death - wow I don"t know what is in it but it fucked my up. Tasted like fruit punch. 
It was a random night and that was fun. This guy came up to Elizabeth and pointed at 
her chest, she had a t-shirt with French words on it, and just stayed there and was like 
trying to read the shirt. It was odd. He was hot. It was fun. I"m hungry, I just farted 
and my hands smell like butter. Enjoy."

2003-08-29 13:09:00,2003-08-29 10:09:08
Mac

This is Mac. He is cool.

2003-08-29 14:46:00,2003-08-29 11:46:25
i think i"m speechless

that sound? oh, that"s the sound of my pants ripping

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