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2006-02-01 09:42:00
Wheeeeeee
Damn computers. Or rather, damn users.
So last night before I left work (fyi - left and felt use the same letters. i keel typing felt when i mean left dammit) I noticed something unusual about a file that I create on my CM database. I sent a note to this guy who knows worked on the program I create my file from. Long and short, there is some gremlin who deleted 180 rows out of my database, put the records back in without using history so were never written to the history file and I almost sent out a file to the world that would have cause great damage to many a database.
And people wonder why I wanted to be the only one to access this system.
Fuckers.
2006-02-01 09:46:00
interesting...
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Theblackotter!
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- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as theblackotter.
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2006-02-01 16:42:00
i know i'm tired because I just spent like 2 minutes starring at a
ketchup package thinking how cool it was. sheesh
2006-02-02 09:27:00
I'm sure this has been around but my friend Jack sent this me and I
totally cracked up this morning. Hysterical.
http://www.mightymcpilgrim.com/films/brokemac/Mighty_McPilgri
2006-02-02 11:29:00
I have an appointment with the doctor at 9:45 on monday so y'all can
stop bugging me. :)
2006-02-03 09:38:00
my god my office is quiet. I'm in chantilly for the morning and man it's
freaking me out. I just tried to eat some pop tarts and I felt like I
was setting off a shotgun in here. And since I don't work here very
often I have a temp desk which is right next to the door to get in. Do I
have to look at everyone as they walk in? Do I have to smile and say hi?
I hate that. It's like the hallway at my other office. It's 178 steps
long and you pass people three and four times a day and do you always
have to say something to them? it drives me crazy
2006-02-03 16:07:00
oh i wish i wish i hadn't sat on that fish
2006-02-03 16:33:00
While I was waiting for the Developers to give me a new build I went
hunting for sipsons quotes. I found lots. They taste like burning.
Homer: It's true, I'm a Rageaholic.....I just can't live without Rageahol!
Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.
Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.
Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
Ralph: [whispering] Lisa, what's the answer to number seven?
Lisa: [whispering] Sorry, Ralph. That would defeat the purpose of
testing as a means of student evaluation.
Ralph: [pauses] My cat's name is Mittens
Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!
Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.
Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on
any meat product.
Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy?
Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like
I do every morning.
Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart.
Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you
said.
Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case.
Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to.
Homer: Bart, go to your room."
2006-02-06 14:38:00
Had another tiring weekend of drinking and fun and dear lord crawling up
my pantleg, I am pooped. My mom came down to Ky's house and met all the
'country friends' and had a good time. Everyone got along well and that
was so much fun.
Sunday we went and saw 'Walk the Line' which was really outstanding. And after checking my itunes this morning, I had less JC than I thought. But I was amazed with the story and the preformances. I am always hesitant of bio-pics but this was really good."
2006-02-07 14:10:00
dammit i hate funkin. i am in some sort of a funk/haze and I don't know
what it means. I am pretty sure that this is left over tiredness from
the weekend but holy heavenly horse shit I am about to fall asleep at my
desk. Not good. But I am working tonight at ZGallerie and I'm excited
about that. I really like retail. I may be crazy but it's kinda fun.
Nice people and fun stuff. Sure sleeping would be nice but I know if i
were home I wouldn't be in bed till after 11 anyway. that all. p.s. I
miss acting.
2006-02-07 15:36:00
odd realization of the day: a singer that I really like passed away 6
years ago. Obviously I loved what I had of hers but never really hunted
for more. Back in college a bf at the time got me into Ofra Haza. There
were some incredibly beautiful songs all with Yemen and Israel
influences. Just interesting and odd to hear that she passed so long ago
and that having AIDS was such an embarassment for her and her culture
that she didn't speak of it. I wish iTunes had the album I listened to
over and over. I'll have to check Borders because I know I can't find
that album in my house.
2006-02-08 11:48:00
You have GOT to be kidding me.
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2006-02-09 12:08:00
CHEEEEEESE
gacked from interdisciple
"If there is someone on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal."
And of course now I am thinking about all the wonderful people that I have met over the years through this inter web thing. I reconnected with a friend that I have known for almost 30 years and I still love like a brother though time has seperated us, the connections that have held because of the internet (for some reason I'm thinking about Ty and Roddy who I never see but always enjoy), and everyone does make my world a better place. I hope I do that same. And together we all hopefully make the world a better place.
First thing I do everyday is LJ and email. I'm trying to connect with more people, my goal for 2006, and LJ is a nice start.
I've cheesed enough. Warrior needs food badly."
2006-02-10 12:53:00
I love thinkgeek. I really need a nano kitty just so I can stick my ear
phone jack in the cat's ass. I really do need this.
2006-02-14 14:46:00
Happy Halloween!
I think it's awesome that everyone has dressed up in red, the color of blood, and that everyone is displaying hearts stuck the walls of their cubes. It's like a sign of each person taken down and sticking their heart to the wall. Best halloween ever!"
2006-02-15 15:56:00
I dont know why i needed to post this pic but I really like it for some reason. It was taken on Ky's camphone so it's not the greatest but there is something about it...
other than that things good. haven't felt the urge to post since I feel like nothing earth shattering is going on. Heading down to Charlottesville to try for extra work on the Bruce Alighty sequel.
ZGallerie is fun and proves that every company has drama. None involving me but it's fun to the be the one that both parties talk to. It's what I do.
i cant think of anything else. I'm boring."
2006-02-16 12:46:00okay so I just had the biggest outbrust at my desk because the fuckheads at Wendy's can't follow directions. No cheese and no tomato isn't that hard to accomplish. Well for the retards here it is. And I know why, well I have a reason why I think I get less than important treatment but I am annoyed to think it and there is no way that I am going to say what it is but I truly believe it to be true. I really get so pissed when people don't take some sort of pride in what they do. There are days when I am so angry that I actually dream of killing someone but then I have to interact with someone and my issue is of no concern to them. There are a lot of factors in this situation that bother me and I don't know what to do about it. I could be an asshole and check my order while the queue behind me grows and they continue to shout out order numbers. I'm still so fucking angry."
2006-02-17 09:50:00
i know they say it's impossible to recall smells but I just got a recall
smell of some really strong pot. wonder what that means.
2006-02-21 15:51:00
i feel soooo looopy.
so i went to the doctor yesterday because my foot has been hurting for a while. Up to a year apparently though i seem to forget time. It's always an interesting time when the doctor says, "Well I've never seen that before." Apparently there are these two bones in your toes and they reside near the ball of the foot, the seimcanisticallyfantastic bones of something like that, I've already forgotten. Anyway, people usually have two and I have four. They are causing pain for some reason and so i have Aleve (500mg) and this damn shoe that makes me feel like Bart Simpson. Anyway, for some reason this aleve is really wreaking havoc with me. I am way too loopy and way too stupid right now and the last pill I had was at 8:00 am. I am thinking I should try something else...."
2006-02-22 12:00:00
now my calf hurts from walking so gimpy in this damn shoe. sigh
I'm very glad that I have an understand bf in my life since I am fairly sure at this point that I am insane. its a pain in the ass to be challenged to think about stuff but, hopefully, very rewarding in the long run. last night we were planning my birthday parties and I was trying to figure out what it is in my life that makes it so uncomfortable for me to have all that attention. Why do I want to hide from my birthday but then get all pissed when no one remembers? Along that line was trying to figure out what I have such an incredbly hard time calling even the best of friends to hang out. I want to hang out and to stuff but for some reason I can't pick up the phone. Ky last night was asking for numbers of people to plan a party at nation for the birthday thing and I really don't know that many phone numbers. Needless to say this sent me into a mental tailspin and I really wanted a drink but didn't want to muck with the meds. blarg."
2006-02-22 14:32:00
sitting here waiting for the system to process a transaction and i'm
trying to gather all my acting work and I know i'm forgetting something.
argy. i'll have my resume up soon. i may need people to make sure that i
didn't miss something. :)
2006-02-23 10:12:00
i just got a 4 out of 4 on my performance appraisal. And it sings my
praises. I have never gotten an eval that was this good. WHO HOO!
2006-02-23 11:08:00
hey all. im posting this (under duress) for ky.
Dear Friends and Partymates of Brett E,
Tired of working and need a break from life's routines? Come
join usat Nation on Thursday, March 23rd from 10pm until you can't
danceanymore.
This evening is to celebrate Brett's 35th birthday. And
whatbetter way to celebrate his birthday than the way he likes tolive-surrounded
by friends, drinking, dancing, laughing and not takinglife too
seriously.
Please contact me if you can make it at kywoolf@aol.com.If
for some reason you cannot make it, but would like Brett to feelyour
presence at his birthday bash, please mail me a card, words,whatever to
Ky Woolf, 4031 Wolftown-Hood Rd, Madison, VA 22727 or call at
540-948-5535."
2006-02-24 16:58:00
duplicate data in the database.
indexes didn't load correctly
weeks worth of work in the shitter
*bangs head on desk*
always this shit happens on a friday."
2006-02-27 23:51:00
A pig that refuses to eat Jews? - God I love family guy.
Man i am so tired. And my foot is hurting.
Had a really good yet short weekend with Ky. Began the weekend by teaching acting to these 12 middle school kids in SE. It was a really good time even though I was scared shitless to be infront of these kids and show them things about acting. As if I ever know what I'm doing. But I had their attention for a good 80 minutes then that was it. I was amazed I kept them with me that long. After that I drove down to Ky's and we then drove to Charlottesville for the open call for extras for the movie Evan Almighty. It was my first open call and it was very interesting. we got there and filled out cards and waiting outside for like 40 minutes then went inside to get all the info about the movie and what was going to happen. The film runs from mid march to mid june and I won't know they need me till they call me but my god it was just so fun. So hopefully they will call though I know it doesn't guarantee that I will be in the movie. Fun.
Now drugs and sleep."